• 11:40 PM, Saturday, August 16, 2008
Just a joke heard years ago.. cant rmb all.. so share a part..this took place in a mental hospital
there was this person( ALPHA) sitting in the waiting room waiting for his friend who is a patient in IMH
then there was a person(BETA) beside him...
suddenly BETA start making funny noise
going vhroom vhroom vhroom!! then his action is like he is on the motorcycle two hand holding the grip
ALPHA: what r u doing?
BETA : i driving home cant u c?
ALPHA : u sure?
BETA : ya.. positivea continue his action agn...
ALPHA staring blankly n speechlessx
finally said politely : stop imagining
BETA stop instantly...
ALPHA thinking he got some moment of peace at last...
jus then the sound start agn
ALPHA demanded a stop in his action and said Red Light
BETA follow obediently and stop the sound
APLHA decided to do a test, he said start Green Light
BETA twist his hand and make the sound of engine start
ALPHA wait for a moment and said Red Light
BETA stop and make the sound of motocycle stopping
ALPHA feel that it is funny
and said Green Light...
BETA started engine agn
ALPHA was getting cheeky and said GREEN LIGHT , RED LIGHT , GREEN LIGHT, RED LIGHT repeatedly
BETA followed his order
ALPHA was there laughing at it
then BETA suddenly stop
no matter how ALPHA said its green light BETA still produce no sound
ALPHA ask why
BETA replied that he had reached home
ALPHA let out a sigh..
then ALPHA ask BETA r u a patient here?
BETA : i am here visiting my friend what is it that u keep saying GreenLight and RedLight and making those weird sound?
ALPHA found himself dumbfounded...and realise that his friend was beside him who was wearing home clothes apart from the ppl around...
Another Qns
How did sushi A greet Sushi B?
ANS : wasibi ( Wat's up B )